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We’ll discuss the stakes and players in the world’s most exciting game—the stock market—with the mirth and impudence it so richly deserves.

Expect flashes of blistering insight on public issuers, bloviations on the overall economy, and downright disrespectful takedowns of greedy corporate execs.

If you think this is investment advice, your financial advisor might be a Nigerian prince. Hit me up in the comments if you want to talk.